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Your login will be valid for a period of one week. While logged in, the list manager will allow you to see claims on everyone's list except for your own. Once claims are shown, they will continue to be shown for a period of one hour or until they are manually hidden. As such, please make only a single account or else you will see who is claiming items on your other list. Also be careful not to remain logged in on a shared computer lest the other person see their own list.

Your privacy is important to us. We will somehow derive your email address even though you aren't providing it here so that we may sell it to spammers for cash. Your security is also important to us, so take comfort in the fact that your password will be sent over 100% secure HTTPS somehow using XOR "encryption". We might even spray it in randomly addressed packets to who knows where. On the plus side, this service is free. So there's that. Guaranteed not to be associated with very many Russian government agencies. Offer void where prohibited.